Thursday Afterschool Special: Russell Wilson Gets Posterized

Russell Wilson takes so many Ls
Russell Wilson teamed up with the Costacos brothers to create a promotional poster for this season and the results turned out as one might expect from one of the corniest players in the NFL:
Cool: Poster kings, Costacos Brothers, selling new poster with @DangeRussWilson for charity https://t.co/rDhWjUu5Vc pic.twitter.com/jbGmoIzV6N
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) July 27, 2016
Naturally the world took no time to troll the life out of the poster and even bring up a few comparisons. Turns out Wilson isn't the first entry in the genre:
1980s Poster Alert: Mark "Markan the Barbarian" Gastineau: pic.twitter.com/fF3ijEUSZg
— SI Vault (@si_vault) May 27, 2014
Wilson's poster could end up on the next superstar's bedroom wall...
Ricky Rubio, who turns 21 today, poses in front of the Michael Jordan poster many of us used to have in our bedroom: pic.twitter.com/D6fBOxrs
— SI Vault (@si_vault) October 21, 2011
High school senior Jason Kidd checks out his recruiting letters while I check out his braces and Larry Bird poster: pic.twitter.com/dkror6qQ
— SI Vault (@si_vault) April 3, 2012
Dirk takes on his newest challenge
Dirk Nowitzki is an elite athlete, but um, he really needs to stick to sports that involve using your hands.
Warren Sapp lives Jaws
A shark and Warren Sapp wanted the same lobster. Guess who won.
Shark got a little chuck of Me. We got Dinner! #Winning pic.twitter.com/prZ4NWpcWS
— Warren Sapp (@WarrenSapp) July 27, 2016
Miguel Sano hates bats
SANO SMASH!
Today's Peanuts
Beach ready 💪 pic.twitter.com/1pSUVr4e3l
— PEANUTS (@Snoopy) May 18, 2016
(Photo credit: Kevin Mazur/KCSports2016/WireImage)