Friday Afterschool Special: Friday Flummery


One definition for flummery is “complete nonsense,” which today happens to be full of.
Draymond Green Learns of All-star status…From his mom
The Golden State Warriors’ forward received some exciting news this morning during an interview with the local Oakland news station: He’s officially an NBA all-star. Green started answering a question only to be interrupted by a recognizable (and booming) voice. His mom appeared on-air and informed him of the news. So far this season, Green has averaged career-highs in points (14.5), rebounds (9.4) and assists (7.2) per game. He’ll join teammates Steph Curry and Klay Thompson in Toronto for All-Star festivities in February, giving Golden State three all-stars for the first time in 40 years.
Super Bowl Grounds crew painted the wrong logo
The Levi Stadium grounds crew is getting ready for the Super Bowl. Kind of...
How come all the end zone pictures are just the Broncos for #SB50? Because someone painted the wrong end zone. pic.twitter.com/mLsuc8LBk8
— Samuel Lam (@SamuelYLam) January 27, 2016
Lots of slam, but no dunk. pic.twitter.com/nBFPQTADXi
— PEANUTS (@Snoopy) December 16, 2015
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