Wednesday Afterschool Special: Messi Strikes

Barcelona tops Arsenal

In their round-of-16 Champions League matchup, Barcelona beat Arsenal yesterday, 2–0. Lionel Messi scored the only two goals in the game in the 71st minute and on a penalty kick during the 83rd minute. His first goal was just the finishing touch on a brilliant team effort:

And here's a soccer highlight from closer to home

Buzzer-beater of the century

ANOTHER crazy car for Yoenis Cespedes

Remember when Yoenis Cespedes showed up to Spring Training yesterday in the world's most extravagant tricycle? Well today he topped it with this Lamborghini:

Brent Burns Chia Pet

How good is this? The San Jose Sharks are including a Brent Burns Chia Pet in certain ticket packages. The Sharks' defenseman is notorious for his out-of-control hair. Now you can help that crazy hair grow: Just add water!

Get it together, guys

Today's Peanuts